What are you groping for? I don't do it on a first date, but I can suck your dick

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

Honey, put it in your pussy, because I haven't talked to my friend yet

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?